Joke Sugar Swap Nowhereland

Collection of Jokes Complilation.

I will try to add up as many jokes or inner jokes I have created over the years. IF you laugh you can call them jokes. If no laughter comes out, this can be label any way you decide. Let there be free expression. 

These are all thoughts that randomly haunted me at some specific moment in time of my life. Believe it or not they motivated and inspired to plan future project. While I think there is value in them you may thing this is the biggest garbage you have ever read. Making a compilation out of many random things over the years is not easy. When I pronounced many of them I was not even taking notes or planning to take anything into account. These are those weird things we say when no one is looking you or hearing you. But they make you and I think they are as part of me as my shadow and all my limitations. Most things posted here come from doodling, symbols and phrases spotted on some old sketch or who knows even where else. Anyway this is what this post is aiming for. Nowhere. Indeed. It is nowhere land, for you have been warned. So, let us start the list.

Here is a super silly way of playing with the sound and meaning in english words.

-I am having some tea.. Well, not really, I was just TEA/seeing/you

-This is not exactly a joke but it is something I wrote. Go figure what was intended.

Here is a conversation I created long ago trying to play with word mushroom. And I completely forgot where this is coming from and the context. I have no clue how I ended up doing all this. But for some reason I saved my text under "highly important creative text". Go figure. So here is the extract (it looks like a fragment)

- Why is this FORMULA T=7 
- Person who takes me as if been on drugs: Dan mushroom tea?
- me: there is NO-room for a mush, for you know these can only be smashed
- me: instead be aware these lines I am engraving what can only be embraced - me: See now? you see Reece, how THIS can R-ice?- me: To conclude -> hard to be inspired , thats ok, as much as harsh to be taken seriously

*Daniel Language written on english code. one day I will teach it (I also wrote this down back then, but I honestly cant recall what code I was talking about, nor there seem to be records left from such. Hence a mystery now)


HERE IS A PARODY TO OLD PROBERV "MAN IS WHAT MAN EATS"
- "So last night I finished my tuna sandwich. This morning I took my usual commute. To my surprise, I found inside a wagon full of people. Man, I got to tell you it felt like been a tuna inside a can. We are what we eat."

HERE IS A SAYING THAT WAS INSPIRED FROM LEWIS CARROLL SAYINH

- "I can not go back to seriousness, I was differently funny then."

HERE IS ONE THAT WOULD POSSIBLY BE TOO SERIOUS IF IT WAS NOT TOO FUNNY TAKEN.

- Life is beautiful because is terrible.

HERE IS ONE EVOLVED IDEA TAKEN FROM PREVIOUS THOUGHT REGARDING LIFE. This time taken to a most nonsensical level.

- Life is way too salad to be tomatoe. So let us MEAT everybody. Be my adept before you regret.